Amy's Back On Island Time

Breaking news: According to E!Online, erstwhile St. Lucia resident chanteuse Amy Winehouse will be headlining the 18th annual St. Lucia Jazz Festival on May 8. Better catch this show, cause you won’t be able to see her in the States — she had to drop out of the famed Coachella music festival, held each year in the Southern California desert, because she couldn’t get a U.S. visa. The undoubtedly talented Winehouse originally rocked up on St. Lucia’s shores a few months ago to dry out from years of alcoholism and drug abuse and found the chilled-out pace agreeable; according to published reports, she also found hiding behind beach chairs and stealing other guests’ drinks agreeable, so if you do go, keep a tight grip on your beverage.