Keep Your Pants On...Or Don't

File this one under: Whatever Floats Your Boat. French St. Martin’s nudiest of nude resorts, Club Orient, has stripped down its high season rates through March 31, with mini-suites starting around $230 per night double occupancy. Flash your membership card to one of the (surprisingly numerous) worldwide nudist organizations – your choice of the AANR, BN, FCN, FKK, FFN, FQN and more – and you’ll save an additional 10% on minimum seven-night stays.

Not ready to travel just yet? Mark your calendars for these other clothing-optional promotions:

May is for Moms: To commemorate all of you uninhibited mothers out there, the resort is offering you a free one-hour massage between May 1-15. And it turns out their definition of moms is somewhat loose, so even if you just “mother” your significant other, it counts.

Family Month: Yes, that’s right. Kids home on summer vacation? Bring them along from June 1-30 and you’ll receive a complimentary upgrade to a one-bedroom chalet for your stay.

Log on to the resort's web site to check out the full promotion schedule and to reserve your room:

www.cluborient.com/general.html

But please, wear sunscreen.

Keep Your Pants On...Or Don't